PLOTTINGS POST TWO

[zarahjoyce]

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BECAUSE ONE POST MAY NOT BE ENOUGH. IDK.

SPAM ME IF YOU DARE.

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[zarahjoyce]

I WANT DRUNKEN HOBBITS SHENANIGANS PIPPIN

[foolofatook]

PRE-QUEST GREEN DRAGON DRUNKEN SHENANIGANS???

[pipeweed]

yes

UNLESS YOU WANT TO JOIN WITH WHAT IABET AND I HAVE IN MIND SEE ABOVE

[foolofatook]

Oh me, oh my! It's appealing, I must say, but I think I'll let you two have your own thing and we can do ours. Maybe Merry is giving young tween Pip pointers on how to attract the lasses?

NOT THAT HE NEEDS HELP, FUTURE THAIN AND ALL.

[pipeweed]

STFU THAIN HAS NOTHING ON BEING THE MASTER OF BUCKLAND

[foolofatook]

SURELY YOU JEST. THAIN RUNS THE WHOLE SHIRE. BUCKLAND IS OVER THE RIVER AND JUST A SPIT OF LAND.

[pipeweed]

...SPIT OF LAND

that's it look elsewhere for some other Hobbit to teach you how to rope in the lasses by the handful

[foolofatook]

I'LL JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE I GOT THIS, CUZ.

[pipeweed]

pfft good luck with that

BUT SERIOUSLY I'LL PUT A POST UP AND LINK YOU ♥

[foolofatook]

THANK YOU, BB. I CAN FEEL THE LOVE ALREADY.

[pipeweed]

BUT THERE IS NO LOVE. AT ALL